What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
2007-05-24 04:22:54 · 15 answers · asked by vegasbrother98 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
illl post some later after schoo
2007-05-24 04:23:12 · update #1
school**
2007-05-24 04:23:26 · update #2
How many blondes does it take to make choc chip cookies?
10
1 to mix the dough and 9 to peel the M&Ms
2007-05-24 04:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by nev 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have absolutely nothing against blondes but i love blonde jokes i liked 4 and the frosted flakes the best but all are good. Star for you! :)
2016-04-01 05:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Q what do you call a blind date with a brunette ?
A brown baggin it
Qwhats a brunettes mating call ?
A are the blondes gone yet ?
2007-05-24 04:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by Cassie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love blonde jokes!
2007-05-24 04:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I laughed at a couple of them and I've also heard a few of them.
2007-05-24 04:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by angelofgothic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
Nothing. They never met . . . .
2007-05-24 05:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by John Timothy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA! Funny one!
2007-05-24 04:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah. :]
I've heard all the other ones.
The last one is the one that really got you the star. :]
2007-05-24 04:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by stumble__replay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, tahts not very nice, good thing i have a good sense of humor......lol
2007-05-24 04:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it dog!
2007-05-24 04:42:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋