A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said. "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! Where are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to stick! Careful. CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! NEVER! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I"m driving."
2007-05-24 03:58:39 · 8 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
here's a star!
10/10
2007-05-24 04:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Payback this time it is for real lol
2007-05-24 11:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Smokey. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Payback time.....gr8!
2007-05-24 12:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'd be freaky if he told her to look out for the squirrel....LOL!
2007-05-24 11:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-24 11:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the truth..
2007-05-24 11:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. nice one.
2007-05-24 11:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by delphinuz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so silly
2007-05-24 11:22:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋