A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
She opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a Wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?!" the widow said.
"Just look at you ... You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently,
"Are you still good in bed?
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
"I rang the door bell, didn't I?
A little humor for the day!
2007-05-24 03:25:05 · 17 answers · asked by Kelly*Belly 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good... one ive not heard b4... well done 10/10 and a star for you * ... thank you... keep them coming!!!
2007-05-24 03:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
2016-04-01 05:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he rang to the doorbell, but he's still being impolite for pointing. HA!
2007-05-24 03:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, orginal 9 /10, 1 star
2007-05-24 03:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Poe B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-24 03:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that waz a really funny joke!! i liked it i'm gonna tell that one to my grandma!! hahahaha!!
2007-05-24 03:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!that was funny,and original..
here's a star.
2007-05-24 03:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by gutter_flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-24 03:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..... 10/10.......gave you a star.......... I told it to my bf and he laughed too............... Thnx for making our day..
2007-05-24 03:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. That's not a bad joke.
2007-05-24 03:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋