1. Men are like ........Laxatives ..... They irritate the sh!t out
of you.
2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3. Men are like. ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change
them..
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like. ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word
they say.
7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo
long to mature.
2007-05-21
07:37:52
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