A burgular was about to steal a DVD recorder in a dark room
when he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you!"
he looked around could'nt see anything so continued when he heard the voice again "Jesus is watching you!"
he took a flashlight from his pocket and looked around the room,
in the corner there was a parrot sat on a perch, he said to the parrot did you say that?
the parrot replied yes, whats your name he saked the parrot replied Moses...thats a funny name for a parrot said the man.
the parrot replied yes...and Jesus is a funny name for a Rottweiller
2007-05-21 07:38:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old one but the way you tell it it is funny
2007-05-21 07:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sensing no possibility the burglar began filling his sack with valuables. He became around to locate a tall hefty muscular merciless looking guy into his eyes. "who're you" asked the burglar . keeping his grip annoying the guy replied "Rottweiler Jesus"
2016-11-25 22:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-21 07:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-05-21 07:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by ?Dawn? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋