1. Men are like ........Laxatives ..... They irritate the sh!t out
of you.
2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3. Men are like. ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change
them..
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like. ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word
they say.
7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo
long to mature.
2007-05-21 07:37:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not
very bright.
13. Men are like ....... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are
taken,
2007-05-21 07:38:46 · update #1
you know what thank u for the laugh, your FABOLOUS!!!!
2007-05-27 03:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by DeE DEe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-23 06:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a little Harsh ... But considering who posted this
All Is Forgiven.. xoxo..
2007-05-22 01:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ones! Ha Ha!
2007-05-21 07:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
14. Men are like ....... Computers .... after five years they aren't worth a sh**
15. Men are like ....... Computer ... You have to turn them on to get any sort of activity.
16. Men are like ....... dogs ... Give them a bone and they chew on it.
2007-05-21 07:57:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes it does.
2007-05-25 22:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo true!
2007-05-25 14:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny cause it's true.
2007-05-27 02:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by Jodie M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all 2 true!! xx
2007-05-21 07:41:34 · answer #9 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true it's scary...lol
2007-05-26 03:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-05-25 00:53:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋