Two Kansas farmers, Jim and Bud, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bud and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes."
Bud thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house." " And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
2007-05-15
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