Two Kansas farmers, Jim and Bud, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bud and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes."
Bud thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house." " And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
2007-05-15 09:14:04 · 13 answers · asked by Chairman LMAO 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bud at the bar. He tells Bud about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Bud says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
2007-05-15 09:14:23 · update #1
Ha ha! That logic is quite flawed.
2007-05-15 09:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Mr. Chairman. Your humor never ceases to amaze me. I am going to buy a weed eater right now. Don't want the neighbors to be talking about me. LOL.
2007-05-15 10:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. Had to control myself from busting out in laughter and having my other co-works find out that I'm actually not working at the moment, Thanks.
2007-05-15 09:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Lonely Bàstard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems logical!
2007-05-15 09:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by david d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, that was way to long for me to actually be reading without getting caught by the boss...
2007-05-15 09:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by Pinkie Time to Take over the World 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-05-15 09:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so Fa King Fa Ni!!!
2007-05-15 09:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAYYYYYYYUM TOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! Thank you for sharing Chairman!
2007-05-15 09:21:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2007-05-15 09:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good ish!
2007-05-15 09:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by mathwhiz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋