Entertainment & Music - 11 April 2007

Playing with himself in the vestry, he gets caught by one of the choirboys.He pleads with the boy not to tell anyone, he offers to give him money.The boy explains that his parents would be suspicious if he suddenly got some unexplained money but as he was trying to sell his old bike, the vicar might buy it, at a good price of course.They both agreed a price of £200.
Later that week, the vicar was riding through the parish on his new purchase when one of the congregation stopped him.
"New bike vicar?"
"Yes."
"Oh, how much did it cost you?"
"£200."
"£200, for an old heap like that?..They must have seen you coming."

2007-04-11 05:16:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-11 05:16:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:16:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:14:36 · 21 answers · asked by screwball 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:14:12 · 15 answers · asked by CTU 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just got off the phone with a client.
She tried to tell me she can now afford a House (to buy)

I told her she can't !!!
She can afford the Mortgage if taxes stay low But
If the taxes go up and also she needs to put money aside for BIG Repairs, new roof,furnace,washer ,dryer ETC.

She asked me why would i need to put money away for that, i told her it will be her responsibilty if she buys a house to fix things if needed.

Why do People think buying a house is as easy as renting???

You need to keep in mind all the other money besides mortgage.

2007-04-11 05:13:56 · 12 answers · asked by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:12:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:12:49 · 5 answers · asked by luv babygurl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:12:35 · 43 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

I want to watch episode 82 of Inuyasha can you please find it and give the exact address to me!!!!! or to download it.. ANYTHING!

2007-04-11 05:11:17 · 7 answers · asked by KITYKAT 2 in Comics & Animation

Hey everyone,
I'm in a very good mood today, so I thought I'd toss everybody a free two points and ask how everyone's spring break went. The most wild story gets Best Answer.

As for me, my break was actually pretty good, despite my car throwing a tie rod in the middle of a busy road. I got to see some family and the bunny left me plenty of goodies. ;-)

2007-04-11 05:11:02 · 15 answers · asked by Chip 7 in Polls & Surveys

would you lie with me and just forget the world...?

2007-04-11 05:10:14 · 30 answers · asked by soren 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:09:32 · 20 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:09:02 · 64 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

is it me or did they all suck? i like watching american idol but last night sucked ,

2007-04-11 05:08:31 · 26 answers · asked by CATWOMAN 6 in Television

love your walls?
(i mean arent they just great)

2007-04-11 05:08:03 · 14 answers · asked by whisper 6 in Polls & Surveys

I mean everyone have the need to have a friend and confide...But you don't know whom to trust now days and everyone keeps telling you that you shouldn't trust...and keep your worries for yourself.

But can you live in that way? Without trusting no one?

2007-04-11 05:07:37 · 31 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:06:56 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The children wanted to go to church the next day but the parents said that they would be back too late from their night out to take them. However the children died in a house fire and they were taken to the church after all - for their funeral!!

2007-04-11 05:05:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i am constantly listening to black people bashing white people but if its a white person bashing a black person it can not be tolerated and they send their race polices Jackson and Sharpton to demand apologizes???

2007-04-11 05:05:03 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like what color is the yellow bus or when does the 2:00 bus come----well i have a question--what size r my triple ds

2007-04-11 05:05:00 · 9 answers · asked by P&S Thuggin 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just following the trend....

2007-04-11 05:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:04:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and why run?

2007-04-11 05:03:06 · 20 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:02:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 05:01:22 · 39 answers · asked by Bud#21 4 in Movies

Tell me. I won't tell.

2007-04-11 05:01:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any time of the year, i do the sound puts me to sleep, and drowns out all the outside noise.

2007-04-11 05:01:03 · 17 answers · asked by imamom 3 in Polls & Surveys

specifically his "Heaven"?

2007-04-11 05:00:20 · 15 answers · asked by Vahid 6 in Music

2007-04-11 05:00:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys