Playing with himself in the vestry, he gets caught by one of the choirboys.He pleads with the boy not to tell anyone, he offers to give him money.The boy explains that his parents would be suspicious if he suddenly got some unexplained money but as he was trying to sell his old bike, the vicar might buy it, at a good price of course.They both agreed a price of £200.
Later that week, the vicar was riding through the parish on his new purchase when one of the congregation stopped him.
"New bike vicar?"
"Yes."
"Oh, how much did it cost you?"
"£200."
"£200, for an old heap like that?..They must have seen you coming."
2007-04-11 05:16:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao youre great !!! thanks for the laugh ;0) mwah x
2007-04-11 05:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-04-11 08:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blonds,and all three were naked. He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars. He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside.
He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp...still with me?..... he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening?
The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.
OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?
Oh said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!
2007-04-11 09:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke & punch line, 10/10+star.
2007-04-11 06:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice...witty. I give it a 10 out of 10
2007-04-11 05:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by supasary 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks,good one
2007-04-11 07:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by loopylin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 10/10
2007-04-11 07:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
and the crowd goes wild......yyeeaaaa!! the award for the funniest joke ive heard today goes 2 u!! take a bow!! congratz a star is awarded!
2007-04-11 06:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by pinkchiq2 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Best one of the week so far.
2007-04-11 05:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was wicked!
Nice one!
10/10
LOL
2007-04-11 09:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one
2007-04-11 06:08:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋