Entertainment & Music - 9 April 2007

Hi is anyone gonna see someone in concert this year and who please!!!

2007-04-09 21:07:31 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Yahoo have very kindly donated two aviators for us to run the London marathon.
Which one would you choose.?

2007-04-09 21:05:15 · 30 answers · asked by David 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 21:01:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-04-09 20:59:02 · 14 answers · asked by lkjgfyfukh 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:57:54 · 8 answers · asked by ◄Hercules► 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:57:45 · 11 answers · asked by spiritcavegrl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:57:16 · 13 answers · asked by avocadoadam 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:56:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

25 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE GROWN UP

1. Your Houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having s*x in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6.00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the weather channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce, instead of "hook up" and "break up".

8. You go from 130 days of holiday time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".

10. You're the one calling the police because those %@#!&* kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling s*x jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's Leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A £1.50 bottle of wine is no longer "Pretty Good $hit".

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to." replaces "I'm never gonna drink that much again!"

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh $hit, What The Hell Happened?"

BONUS:

26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old a*s.

2007-04-09 20:56:07 · 19 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

what is it?

2007-04-09 20:56:01 · 22 answers · asked by lkjgfyfukh 4 in Polls & Surveys

If you are true psycic you know that the universal powers that be will not be impressed and send bad Karma your way if you charge money for advice. That is why I do not charge. I need someone to see how to fix current relationship. It is too good to be true, then appears to be crashing. Would love to know how to fix this one. So who is Mr. Right? Can you see him? Where will I find him? Tell me how.

2007-04-09 20:54:02 · 2 answers · asked by rupunzel38DDD 1 in Horoscopes

2007-04-09 20:53:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:53:15 · 5 answers · asked by SD 1 in Polls & Surveys

Sometimes I'm not so strong.

2007-04-09 20:52:36 · 25 answers · asked by FatBoy!! 3 in Polls & Surveys

The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs.

"Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. "I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the released man. "And why not?"

"Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!"

2007-04-09 20:52:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-09 20:51:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:50:29 · 17 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Irish Joke...".

The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm Irish, both bouncers are Irish and so are most of my customers"

"Okay" says the customer,"I'll tell it very slowly."

2007-04-09 20:49:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

... 1 to 7.

whole positive numbers please, don't get funny on me.

2007-04-09 20:48:12 · 15 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why does bread taste better when you make it crunchy?

2007-04-09 20:47:43 · 3 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:45:55 · 12 answers · asked by engot 2 in Music

2007-04-09 20:44:42 · 10 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

You read, or hear about a new skin or hair product, that promises to work wonders, then you try it and its not any better than what you are currently using, or just does'nt do what it says and you wasted your money.

2007-04-09 20:44:28 · 8 answers · asked by seven-11 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:43:38 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:43:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... diamond or another stone?

2007-04-09 20:41:55 · 19 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

my friend kim, came up to me a few days ago and was tellin me about her experance she has on a horse. (kim is blonde) she tells me everything started out ok and all of a sudden the horse stared going faster and the sattle got lose and she slid around to the belly of the horse she tried to get him to stop but he just kept going faster and she kept blackin out cause she was hitting her head off the ground. i asked her how she got it to stop. and ya know what she told me. that the manager from wall mart unpluged it. go figure.

2007-04-09 20:41:13 · 9 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-09 20:40:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-09 20:39:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like sweetie or cupcake or pumpkin... you know what I mean.



My Dad used to call my Mom "petunia." I always thought that was cute, but all the women I've known _hate_ it, lol.

2007-04-09 20:39:42 · 19 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys