The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs.
"Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. "I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the released man. "And why not?"
"Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!"
2007-04-09 20:52:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Let him who has never been drunk!! buy the first round. x
2007-04-09 21:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that punchline was good:) Keep going with your jokes they will make someone elses day!
2007-04-10 03:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by helpfulman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course, it's funny :) How can he ever control himself since his job's a BARMAN! ;)
2007-04-10 03:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mutya P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yet again you made me laugh 9/10
2007-04-10 04:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry not really it didnt even provoke a grin
2007-04-10 03:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by misspookett 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay but not that funny.
2007-04-10 04:06:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope not at all!
2007-04-10 04:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Vince 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol cute!
2007-04-10 03:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
2007-04-10 03:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by Colin S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT BAD!
2007-04-10 04:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by ENIGMA VS MYTH 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋