25 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE GROWN UP
1. Your Houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having s*x in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6.00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the weather channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce, instead of "hook up" and "break up".
8. You go from 130 days of holiday time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
10. You're the one calling the police because those %@#!&* kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling s*x jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's Leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A £1.50 bottle of wine is no longer "Pretty Good $hit".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to." replaces "I'm never gonna drink that much again!"
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh $hit, What The Hell Happened?"
BONUS:
26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old a*s.
2007-04-09 20:56:07 · 19 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA all is true but my favorite is #19 really true for me.
Hey 10/10 and a star for you for reminding me that im already an old a.s.s. lol
2007-04-09 22:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-21 04:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by dionna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am now thoroughly depressed. Got another one though.
You see it's a beautiful sunny day and think "Great I can mow the lawn" instead of going down the beach.
2007-04-09 21:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by itaintsnowing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great! I especially like the bonus! Right on
2007-04-09 22:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by xitn1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very good - really enjoyed it. Especially No.26...!!!
Thanks a million for brightening my morning.
2007-04-09 21:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by Oisin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-04-09 21:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! I wish I could just go back to sleep after I get up to pee.
2007-04-09 21:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This looks like my life.
2007-04-10 03:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm no. But on the plus side that must mean time is on my side. lol.
2007-04-09 21:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes to all the above lol
2007-04-09 21:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋