Entertainment & Music - 5 April 2007

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, "pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2am the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

2007-04-05 04:18:47 · 13 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who still has their Cabbage Patch Doll?

2007-04-05 04:18:47 · 22 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Answer this Fun IQ test question(Where is that $1?!)?

Note: very tricky(find for urselves)
Here goes:
u are on a dep. store with 3 friends. u saw a beautiful dress. u guess that its worth $30. u realize that u have no money in pocket. u ask $10 from each of ur friends. when uve bought the dress, it just cost $25. so yo have change worth $5. to lessen ur debt you gave each of ur friends $1. so $5 - $3 = $2.

so now, u owe them $9 each. $9 * 3 = $27 + ur $2 on hand.
that sums up a total of $29. Where is that $1??!?!?!?!?

2007-04-05 04:18:44 · 12 answers · asked by Bimboy56 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you get less answers to your questions lately since there are so many more people on here?

and the questions fly by, and it's more difficult to search for specific questions to answer?

2007-04-05 04:18:26 · 26 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you keep a secret?!?

2007-04-05 04:18:12 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What have you broken in a fit of temper and then regretted afterwards?

2007-04-05 04:17:15 · 44 answers · asked by PomOnTour 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What does "large girly bits" means?

2007-04-05 04:17:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Super depressed over Hallmark destroying some of my work?

Yesterday I found out they ancidently destroyed some of my work and thought it was to go with their 'freelance' pile. Now my best work from the last five years and some that was in galleries is gone forever with only an appology note then they ask for me to resubmit it to them.

I don't know what i should do or how to feel about this or if i can do anything at this point.

what would you do

and this really happened to me yesterday really bumed out I might take Happy little tree advice though, but not sure what or if i can do anything

2007-04-05 04:17:06 · 8 answers · asked by Juleette 6 in Polls & Surveys

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should i take out my peircings and let them close up?

to find out where they are go read my "about me"

2007-04-05 04:17:05 · 14 answers · asked by CreamSaver2 2 in Polls & Surveys

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who is your favorite character on grey's anatomy and why?

2007-04-05 04:15:36 · 13 answers · asked by braslinbabe85 2 in Television

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Is is still considered a "LUCKY RABBIT'S FOOT" if.....?

my dog found the rabbit's whole leg in a bush this morning?

2007-04-05 04:15:09 · 15 answers · asked by ♣4x4 lost track of accounts♠ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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are you..........?

a mamas boy, or a daddys girl? if so which? im a little of both, but dad always caved!!!!

2007-04-05 04:14:25 · 31 answers · asked by imamom 3 in Polls & Surveys

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If you get burned from a tanning bed, is it still called a "sun-burn"?

My niece got burnt on the back of her calves while on a tanning bed and she wants to know. (I told her 14 is too young to use a tanning bed and the sun is much safer...)

Is it called a "tan-burn" or a "sun-burn"?

2007-04-05 04:14:11 · 18 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

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These plastic sheets are horrible....?

It feels like sleeping in a bowl of rice crispies. At least with the matress it just sinks through the material. Anyone else have this problem?

2007-04-05 04:13:44 · 2 answers · asked by veryitchycrack v 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies, how many think Jude Law is HOT!!!?

I recently saw The Holiday, and I must say, Jude Law is probably the most gorgeous man I have ever seen!

2007-04-05 04:13:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can I have a donut?

Please?

2007-04-05 04:12:42 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the most interesting prank you have done or witnessed?

Pranks on coworkers, friends etc.

2007-04-05 04:12:19 · 21 answers · asked by joshua.pohribnak 2 in Polls & Surveys

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do you have any collections?

i collect wine glasses, my hubby, collects nascar, indians, ohio state.................

2007-04-05 04:12:06 · 13 answers · asked by imamom 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What does the "Report Abuse" button mean to you? Does it give you a false sense of hope and pride when you...

report someone for something that is not abusive?

2007-04-05 04:11:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like to have candles lite in your home?

or just when your in a romantic mood!

2007-04-05 04:11:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favourite ganster film line/s?

Here are some of mine.....

"Hey spider ya stutdering pri*k you...." - Goodfellas
"Now Lalin was a stand up guy.... " - Carlito's Way
"Now go getch ya shine box...." - Goodfellas
"Dumb move man.... dumb move.... It's like them old reflexes coming back...." - Carlito's Way
"I said I know him Lefty, I didn't say I *ucked him...." - Donni Brasco
"One day, I just get in my boat and I just go..... north south.... I go.... nobody find me" - Donni Brasco

2007-04-05 04:11:21 · 23 answers · asked by Charlie Brigante 4 in Movies

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what do you think of my new born poem?

Wishing well

Come hither thus my treasures fell
to where the wishes once were burning
Contrary to, in well them dwelling
Deeds were drenched of tears from all foolish men.

Smite me ‘o heaven to heave me away
Bring death to my dream of perversity
until then might I heave this tendon in sin
will Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn ?

wealth went weary so weary have I become
‘tis the gorges of my beloveds shun
Whence the penny dropped, one by one…
in this ring i suffer, o my sweet paragon.

~ John

2007-04-05 04:11:19 · 18 answers · asked by J o h n 3 in Polls & Surveys