2007-04-05 04:19:25 · 25 answers · asked by ♪F↑☺W£R♪ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He and the other cows were drinking one night right. You know how it is when you're drinking. You start getting brave and think your a bad ***. He and one of his buds started talking alot of trash to one another and the next thing you know, this other cow is daring him to jump over the moon. Saying things like "I bet your fat @$$ couldn't make it" and things like that. Then the others sort of jumped in on it. Calling him a chicken, a shetland pony, one even called him a 3 legged goat. So he does it and well, he made it. To this day, he's a legend.
2007-04-05 04:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by Hollywood 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In Soviet Russia Cow Jumps over moon to beat ingnorant west in first bovine to hurdle moon race
2007-04-05 11:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Caught in the conflict of national pride and the space race, the cow felt compelled to show that she had "The Right Stuff"
2007-04-05 11:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know..... OOOOHHH never mind I do!
The moon is a giant cookie so the moon reached down picked up the cow so it could squirt milk on it so the man on the moon could have some nice cookies!!!
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2007-04-05 11:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by One Bad Gato 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't actually a cow, it was a fat girl and she heard that the moon was made of cheese so she jumed to try and get some of it but ended up jumping over it.
2007-04-05 11:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Cleatus 1 · 2⤊ 4⤋
the cow was trippin on those magic mushrooms, ya know
all them animals were.... the cow just got carried away
2007-04-05 11:23:23 · answer #6 · answered by jenj2569 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the cat played the fiddle. It makes perfect sense.
2007-04-05 11:21:45 · answer #7 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would go with the mr. potato he did get poked by the fork
2007-04-05 11:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Mandi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the dish ran away with the spoon.
2007-04-05 11:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because it was high on crack provided by the spoon,and the little dog laughed because he was stoned on pot.
2007-04-05 11:32:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋