There were 4 old friends from high school sitting in a diner.
One goes to the bathroom.
While he was gone, the first man said, " My son is very sucessful. He recently bought a good friend a house."
The second man said, " My son is also successful. He recently bought a good friend a Lexus GT."
The third man said, " My son is very successful as well. He gave a friend a credit card and is covering the bill for it, and I hear this person is a heavy shopper."
The fourth man returned. The other said, " What about your daughter?"
The fourth man said, " Well, she is an exotic dancer, but on the good side, she has 3 repetitive customers who have given her a house, a credit card, and a Lexus GT!"
Let this be a sign to fathers and parents everywhere- things aren't always what they seem.
2007-03-26
14:22:07
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