Entertainment & Music - 26 March 2007

Why Women Are Awesome!!!!!!

We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find
that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt
so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable
training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had
calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along
with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone
cranky's , had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert
tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for
the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your
uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with
his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the
fuss was about.

2007-03-26 14:07:58 · 3 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.

Q: How can you tell if a man is well hung?
A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.

Q: How many men does it take to s c r £ w in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to s c r £ w in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the s c r £ w i n g part.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 s p £ r m to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women...?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".

2007-03-26 14:07:35 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Roman Holiday or Sabrina?

Your favorite in terms of her acting, and then your favorite in terms of the overall film.

2007-03-26 14:07:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

it hasnt been on..is the season already over?

2007-03-26 14:07:33 · 5 answers · asked by I'm the love you left behind 1 in Television

I'm dressing up as Danny Zuko this weekend and I need help with my costume: I need to know exactly what he wears. Also, I need specifics (not just 'leather jacket') and I need EVERYTHING he wears and has on him. Thanks.

2007-03-26 14:07:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-26 14:06:28 · 11 answers · asked by baseball 1 in Celebrities

nobody i know do

2007-03-26 14:05:44 · 18 answers · asked by Rockstarzchic 2 in Music

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

2007-03-26 14:05:43 · 23 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 14:05:34 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Pardonne Moi♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

to California...shall I procrastinate another....????
day...week...month...never...?

2007-03-26 14:05:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm on level 5!
and I'm going to star everybody so they can gain some extra points..
thks y'all so much! love you!

2007-03-26 14:05:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 14:05:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is blue =)

2007-03-26 14:04:47 · 72 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's a poem:
"I ask you sir to plant a grove
to show that I'm your lady love
This grove though small must be composed of 25 trees in12 straight rows.
In each row 5 trees you must place,
or you shall never see my face."

I can't solve it. I need help!

the name of the novel is "A Bride Most Begrudging" by D. Gist - for anyone who has to know where this puzzle comes from...

2007-03-26 14:04:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-26 14:04:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

His wife enters the room and smacks him round the head with a frying pan.
"What the hell was that for" He cried.
"I found this napkin in your pocket and who the hell is Marylou" she screams at him.
"That's the name of a horse I bet on, I got the tip from a mate and he wrote it on a napkin you daft woman" He quickly replies.
The night after he's sat reading again, his wife comes in with an even bigger fry-pan and knocks him out cold.
He wakes and staggers into the kitchen.
"What the hell was all that about."
"Marylou rang" She replied...

2007-03-26 14:04:07 · 6 answers · asked by Spike 3 in Jokes & Riddles

that party hat on your head gives you away.

2007-03-26 14:04:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is Blake

2007-03-26 14:04:00 · 12 answers · asked by love_me_and_smile 1 in Television

what is your favorite song in general?:)

2007-03-26 14:03:47 · 19 answers · asked by Kodak Moment 4 in Music

Should I feel bad about it? Should I feel proud about it? (Being in the trenches and all)

2007-03-26 14:03:43 · 13 answers · asked by Ejsenstejn 2 in Polls & Surveys

the "muffin man"...? eh.......?

He's pretty cool...& Canadian...!

2007-03-26 14:03:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 14:03:23 · 4 answers · asked by Jaroo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

how many people out there are dedicated fans of rhcp? i would like to know. only post positive answers, please. i want to know im not alone!!
and to female chilis fans: anthony isnt too old to be adorable and even a tad hot, right?

2007-03-26 14:03:08 · 11 answers · asked by Savannah 2 in Music

Pimp?

2007-03-26 14:02:53 · 22 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Polls & Surveys

Its funny!

2007-03-26 14:02:49 · 18 answers · asked by girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Im going to blockbuster right now and i want to know what movie is good so i can rent.I want an action movie,or it can be comedy and action.

2007-03-26 14:02:41 · 11 answers · asked by Whiskers 3 in Movies

2007-03-26 14:02:31 · 6 answers · asked by Sandora 4 in Polls & Surveys

no girly girl things becuz im a tomboy. nothing that involves my house becuz my house is to small. and i live in an apartment so i dnt have a backyard. it has to be cheap, becuz my mom doesnt have a job or all that much money. here are the things that i've allready thought of but somehow, allready have a flaw:
NONE OF THESE
going to a mall
pool party
house party
restaurant and movie
going to a hotel
using someone elses house
theme parties
amusement parks
theme parks
skating party
bowling
sorry its so diffulcult, but ive never had a good b-day party in my life, and i really want to make this perfect. well, try at least.
thank u, very much.

2007-03-26 14:02:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

"milk"....?

2007-03-26 14:02:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Girls: How do you prefer guys?
A)W/moustache and/or beard
B)W/moustache AND beard
C)W/a clean-shaven face

Guys: How do you prefer girls?
A)Straight hair
B)Wavy hair
C)Curly hair

2007-03-26 14:02:05 · 10 answers · asked by ♀VANshee 7 in Polls & Surveys