Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: How can you tell if a man is well hung?
A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: How many men does it take to s c r £ w in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to s c r £ w in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the s c r £ w i n g part.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 s p £ r m to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
2007-03-26 14:07:35 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your amazing Tink. GIRL POWER
Love Pixie.xx
2007-03-29 11:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-wife rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot her again.
Q: Why do little girls whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be women.
Q: How many women does it take to s c r £ w in a light bulb?
A: One - she just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed woman?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do women whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: How does a woman keep her youth?
A: By giving him money, cars, and tools.
Q: How do you keep your wife from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "cooking recipes".
It works both ways (thanks for the 2 points)
2007-03-30 12:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by Nitro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see how many guys laugh at this one. All us gals will be chuckling all night long. LOL lol
2007-03-26 21:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You forgot,
Q. why do women have small feet?
A. So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
Yours were o:K though.
2007-04-01 15:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by titus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard of a man whistling while they pee... And quite frankly my girlfriend snores a LOT more than me.
Funny though.
2007-03-26 21:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by Phil K 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol the first one was hilarious made me chuckle
2007-03-30 15:16:17 · answer #6 · answered by kaye j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had a bad night then antimen time lol 10/10
2007-03-27 08:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny and so true
2007-04-01 17:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Wonder what the guys responses will be like!
2007-03-27 00:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
some of those were just mean
2007-03-31 16:57:02 · answer #10 · answered by DKB_BABY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋