Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q: What have men and women got in common?
A: They both hate women.
Q. Why do women have breasts?
A. So men will talk to them.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.
2007-03-26 14:19:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh another gauntlet thrown!
Hey, I`m crying here!!
Really good 10/10 an` a * 4 U
Tink x ;)
2007-03-26 14:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow theres loads of those that you missed!! Heres a few to help you out! Cos you know it takes a woman to finish a task properly for you!!!
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Q) Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A) It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Q) How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A) When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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Q) How do you fix a woman's watch?
A) You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Q) Why do men fart more than women?
A) Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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Q) If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A) The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Q) What food has been discovered to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A) Wedding cake.
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Q) Why do men die before their wives?
A) They want to.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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But just to have the final word!!!!!
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
2007-03-26 15:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by libbyft 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sexist but funny! 9/10! I have a good sense of humor.
2007-03-26 15:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you missed another one - Why do women get married in white?
So they match all the other kitchen appliances
2007-03-26 22:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm misogynist?
2007-03-26 19:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ah,
the battle of the sexes
2007-03-26 14:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a provocation!!!! But it's funny too:-)))
2007-03-26 14:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by julia b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
loved um.
2007-03-26 23:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cheeky....
2007-03-26 14:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by Spike 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sick of living or what?
Us women will hunt you down!
Not a threat....................a fecking promise;)
2007-03-26 14:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋