There were 4 old friends from high school sitting in a diner.
One goes to the bathroom.
While he was gone, the first man said, " My son is very sucessful. He recently bought a good friend a house."
The second man said, " My son is also successful. He recently bought a good friend a Lexus GT."
The third man said, " My son is very successful as well. He gave a friend a credit card and is covering the bill for it, and I hear this person is a heavy shopper."
The fourth man returned. The other said, " What about your daughter?"
The fourth man said, " Well, she is an exotic dancer, but on the good side, she has 3 repetitive customers who have given her a house, a credit card, and a Lexus GT!"
Let this be a sign to fathers and parents everywhere- things aren't always what they seem.
2007-03-26 14:22:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one..star
2007-03-26 14:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2007-03-26 21:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by Dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree with u...that should be one of the life mottoes "things aren't always what they seem"
2007-03-26 21:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A-hahahahahahahahahaha!good one!
2007-03-26 21:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe1 i've heard this one before but the last guy's son was gay instead.
2007-03-26 21:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
very funny,
2007-03-31 11:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-26 21:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mike M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-31 14:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ραχτοη 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i agree with you ^_^
ironically funny lol
2007-03-27 06:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the fact of life.
2007-03-26 21:25:32 · answer #10 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋