Two kids are talking to each other.
One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give my family a nice home and plenty of food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?"
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I come from a large family, five sisters and three brothers.
My sisters and I were looking through the family photo album one day. Picture after picture, we were all dressed in matching clothes.
I asked my mother why she dressed us all alike, right down to the baby.
She explained, "When we had just four children, I dressed you alike so we wouldn't lose any of you. Then," she added, looking at the pictures in the album, "When the other five came along, I started dressing you alike so we wouldn't pick up any that didn't belong to us."
2007-03-26
14:38:46
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