Mary came downstairs to find her neighbor, Holly, sitting at her kitchen table, leisurely drinking a cup of coffee.
"Well, hello there," said Mary. "To what do I owe the pleasure of seeing you this morning?"
"I'm not here," Holly said as she poured herself another cup. "I'm playing with the kids in our backyard."
"Oh?" Mary responded with an amused look. "You look like you're here. You'll have to explain this one to me."
"Well, Jimmy, Jeff and Rachel were driving me crazy. So, like a good mother, I took them outside to run off some energy."
"That still doesn't explain how you can be two places at once."
Holly leaned back and propped her feet up on another chair. "We're playing Hide & Seek -- and I'm 'it.'"
2007-03-26
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