Mary came downstairs to find her neighbor, Holly, sitting at her kitchen table, leisurely drinking a cup of coffee.
"Well, hello there," said Mary. "To what do I owe the pleasure of seeing you this morning?"
"I'm not here," Holly said as she poured herself another cup. "I'm playing with the kids in our backyard."
"Oh?" Mary responded with an amused look. "You look like you're here. You'll have to explain this one to me."
"Well, Jimmy, Jeff and Rachel were driving me crazy. So, like a good mother, I took them outside to run off some energy."
"That still doesn't explain how you can be two places at once."
Holly leaned back and propped her feet up on another chair. "We're playing Hide & Seek -- and I'm 'it.'"
2007-03-26 14:41:49 · 7 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked it another cuuuuute one!!!!
oh yeah and Usless she is looking for them!!!!! not the other way around PAY ATTENTION!!!
sorry a lil outta control.................
2007-03-26 14:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good idea, but the kids forgot that they were looking for you after about five minutes. They got hungry and decided to cook some breakfast. They forgot about that too. Right now your kitchen is on fire, and is rapidly spreading to the rest of the house. How's that cup of coffee?
2007-03-26 21:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by Useless Info 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ive heard this or something like this before its ok
2007-03-26 21:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by noone c 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahaha...good thinking
2007-03-26 21:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke. did you make it up?
2007-03-26 21:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by Modi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-03-26 21:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one! Thanks.
2007-03-28 00:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋