My Science teacher is going to be away for a week or two and we'll have a sub. Everyone is planning to bombard him/her as we always do with subs [unless they're cool]. So, any suggestions?
2007-03-26 14:18:45 · 8 answers · asked by nola 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Change the chalk on the board to wet chalk or use a wet marker on the dryerase board.
Confuse him/her with attendance. Switch seats with another and say Here when he/she calls your partner's name.
Put a whoopie cushion on the seat.
2007-03-26 14:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joys of a subsitute where do I begain?
Have everyone switch seats say my name is Bob
Exuse me your misbehaving may I have your name?
Yeah my name is john doe or is it oh no?!
Moving on......
Write funny stuff on the board steal all the markers on the board (Oh yeah now what can he write with) or put permant markers in place of them if you want to play a dirty trick
Say the teacher usually lets us out of class a few minutes early
Make him/her get off track have everyone get into a topic in class and see if the sub gets off track to! I went on a trip here did you mr sub?
Also believe it or not if you know someone in the class who is a tech wiz with proper codes and stuff you can actually make a PSP wirelessly turn off a tv or anything else involving a remote (I swear this is true) I dont know that much about in detail unfornately..
Cough loudly in class as in it being fake and go to the bathroom and do whatever! Sweeeeeeet now your not in class
Now I have not done any of this stuff but student beware only a fool gives away there real name make up one if he/she asks
2007-03-26 21:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Sephiroth~The One Winged Angel~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sub here. Been there done that. Or should I say its been tried on me. What gives you the right to make a persons work day a living hell. What goes around comes around.
2007-03-26 21:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Dusie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell her/him the wrong names ther is a guy in my class named dayne and he said to the sub his name was steve and she called him that all day!
2007-03-26 22:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sarie B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"oh our teacher always lets us do this"
"let me take the attendance down to the office, then just skip class"
throw food at them.. thats always a good 1
umm only 15.. cant think of nemore off the top of my head
2007-03-26 21:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by rOxY 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I was a substitute, the only class I remember with fondness was the one that actually tried to make me feel welcome and did their work. Subs are ppl too, ya know.
2007-03-26 21:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by All hat 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
throw stuuf at them
do not sit down
dont listen
ingnore them
2007-03-26 21:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by Mike M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be cdareful i just read your question, , I will be watching you guys ,
2007-03-26 21:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋