A man walks into a bar with two beautiful women and a giant chicken in tow. He sits at the bar and orders a drink. The tender says $3.75, the man reaches in his pocket and pulls out exact change. This happens a few more times and the girls and chicken never leave his side. The bartender gets curious and asks the man whats going on. The man says "I found a genie and got 3 wishes. First I wished to never be alone, and these two girls appeared, then I wished to always have the money I need." The bartender asks "What about the third wish?" The man, pointing to the chicken, says " I certainly didn't wish for a very large male chicken......"
2007-03-24
19:26:33
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