A man walks into a bar with two beautiful women and a giant chicken in tow. He sits at the bar and orders a drink. The tender says $3.75, the man reaches in his pocket and pulls out exact change. This happens a few more times and the girls and chicken never leave his side. The bartender gets curious and asks the man whats going on. The man says "I found a genie and got 3 wishes. First I wished to never be alone, and these two girls appeared, then I wished to always have the money I need." The bartender asks "What about the third wish?" The man, pointing to the chicken, says " I certainly didn't wish for a very large male chicken......"
2007-03-24 19:26:33 · 12 answers · asked by geek_83 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't think it was funny. I did think it was funny that some people didn't get it, however.
2007-03-24 21:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Serving Jesus 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-25 02:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by buckeye fan 45 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wished for a big C o c k, not chicken.
2007-03-25 02:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by XtremevieW 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To those who did not get it, He was wishing to have a Large
C. o. c. k. (I'm not into C o c k though, only girls for me)
very funny, though. Lmao
2007-03-25 03:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica A 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol that joke seems to stay funny, but old never the less.
2007-03-25 05:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by mynameismebutidontknowdidit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also did not get it. Maybe I am tired , but ?
o ok. lol
Thats funny.
2007-03-25 02:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by SummerRain Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
He should have been clearly descriptive about his want.
2007-03-27 16:05:52 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!
2007-03-25 02:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by phantom stranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it...what's his third wish then?
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2007-03-25 02:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it... =/
2007-03-25 04:30:55 · answer #10 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋