A large gorilla escapes from the zoo one day, by nightfall, the gorilla is walking around town when he enters a Bar.
The gorilla sits, growling softly, a drunk who saw him enter walks up to him, slaps him on the back & says, "What's up buddy?" The gorilla growls angrily. "A beer for my new Buddy." says the drunk.
A few minutes later, the drunk walks up to the gorilla, slaps him on the back again: " Another beer for my freind."
The gorilla snarls as he drinks the beer.
Later, the drunk goes over for a third time, slaps the gorilla on the back, "Hey buddy" the gorilla growls angrily, grabs the drunk by his shirt & pants & throws him out the door.
The bartender comes out & asks the drunk, "Hey man, you OK?"
The drunk sits up, and says: "Damn, you buy a black guy a beer & he thinks he's King Kong!"
2007-03-24
19:42:41
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