What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Baby viper: I don't like the vipers next door.
Momma Viper: Why?
Baby Viper: They won't let me hiss in thier pit!
Momma Viper: That's alright, I knew them when they did't have a pit to hiss in!
Six stages of married life:
1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember
2007-03-22
17:52:04
·
4 answers
·
asked by
Jodi C
5
in
Jokes & Riddles