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2007-03-22 17:50:55 · 29 answers · asked by Kewpie 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

My goodness! I seriously have tears I've been laughing so hard. I SO can't wait to have children! They are so precious!

2007-03-22 19:28:11 · update #1

Ok. I'll add mine now. I was babysitting about 4-5 kids and one little 3 year old girl was laying on top of a HUGE pile of toys face down and covering as much as she could. I asked her what she was doing and she said. "Sharing!" I asked her who she was sharing with and she answered, "ME!" I almost died laughing. oh, kids!

2007-03-22 19:31:34 · update #2

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yesterday my son learned how to say "don't do it."
I was giving him his toy and i got my finger stuck in one of the windows (it was a big truck), so i said "ow!" and handed it to him, and he threw it on the floor, pointed at it, said some gibberish and then still pointing at it, said "Don't do it!!"

LOL, it made me and my husband laugh so hard! needless to say, he ran around the house after that, scolding all of his toys. lol (:

2007-03-22 18:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by lynn 5 · 2 0

When I was in high school I worked at Mc Donalds. It was Christmas time and a boy about 7 or 8 came in and ordered a Happy Meal. I gave him his Happy Meal and said" Thank -you for coming to Mc Donalds and please come again. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!" His eyes got real wide and he said" WOW! You memorized all that?" I thought that was the sweetest thing!

2007-03-22 18:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 3 0

I have 3 so I am going to try for the best even tho after I send this I am going to remember something better..

I think one of them would be we were in Walmart and there bathrooms were backed up and smelling real bad, my little boy 3 at the time said.
"Mamma did you fart?"
I told him "No shhhh"
he said "but Mamma it smells like you farts"

I was pretty embarrassed at the time, and the hottest guy I had ever seen in my whole life was laughing because what my little one just said.. and he was not quite

2007-03-22 17:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

When I got married my daughter was 4 yrs old, while we were getting ready for the wedding she looked at me and said "mommy is it time to go marry daddy now?" *tears slip down check. What could be more sweet or cute?

2007-03-22 17:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by LesHug 4 · 4 0

well prob not the cutest but the funnyest, i was a photographer at santa photos a kid went up to santa and asked for a recycling bin, green waste bin and the normal bin for christmas and if santa would thow them through his window on christmas eve!. kids say the weirdest things sometimes

2007-03-22 17:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by ஐButterfly Effectஐ 5 · 3 0

My baby girl said this when I picked her up from school recently... "Mommy I had a tummy ache all day long today...." I asked her why? She replied, "because I missed you all day long..." It was the cutest sweetest thing with her cute face and big blue eyes staring back at me.

2007-03-22 17:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

A tiny little girl in the supermarket line ahead of me told me she liked my shirt (it had Bugs Bunny on the front), then sternly informed me that I was too big to be wearing a Bugs Bunny shirt. She was probably right...but I still have the shirt.

2007-03-22 17:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 5 0

A lil girl ( about 4) came up to me and said , very seriously "You are so pretty you should be my best friend.Do you want to be my friend? " I was stunned by how adult she said such a kid like statement, i just had to laugh. And of course i said yes. lol

2007-03-22 17:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by msphattypoo 2 · 4 0

I was doing practical experience in a child care centre, and one of the little uns asked me, "Are you a little kid?"

I knew I was short, but I didn't think I was THAT SHORT!
Didn't quite know what to think of that one!!!

2007-03-22 17:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 · 3 0

I'm not sure if this is cute, but it was very funny. I have 3 nephews. One of them is Dominick. He's 6. When he was 3, I said to him, "Hi, Barney." He used to watch Barney and Friends. About an hour later he said to me, "Hi, Grandma." That was funny, because I'm his uncle.

2007-03-22 17:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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