A Very good looking man walkes into a singles bar, gets a
drink and sits at a table. During the course of the evening he
tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar,
without any luck.
Suddenly a really ugly man, and i mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man
walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds
he is surrounded by the most beutiful women. Very soon
he walks out with the two most beutiful women you ever
saw, and left the bar, with not even enough time to finish
his drink.
Disheartened by all this, the good looking man walkes up to
the barman, and starts a conversation.
'Excuse me, mate, but that really ugly man just came in here
and left with those two stunning women - what's his secret?
He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want but
have not been able to pull all night - Whats going on?'
'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he
does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders drinks,
and just sits there licking his eyebrows...'
2007-03-22
17:59:05
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Jodi C
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