In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finaly the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I have bad news" he said, "the only hope for your loved one is a brain transplant".
Insurence will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for thr brain".
After a length of time someone asked "Well how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain and $200 for a famale brain".
The moment turned awkward, the men tried not to smile but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains because they've actually been used.
2007-03-22 18:00:09 · 11 answers · asked by Buck 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you have male friends????? hilarious 10/10
2007-03-22 18:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... totally agree with the doctor on that one...
hahahahahahahaha
that was a hilarious joke... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-22 18:23:56 · answer #2 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one
2007-03-22 18:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! one of the few male jokes i've ever heard of.
2007-03-22 21:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha... I really like this one
2007-03-22 18:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by LovelyLace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! ROFL. Thats a good one!! =D
2007-03-22 18:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... thanks for a laugh... no, you will not lose your male friend; if you lose them, I'll be your new friend. This joke shows that males are losers for sure.......
2007-03-22 18:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-03-22 18:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by sued 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-22 18:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute ... thanks for the chuckle
2007-03-22 21:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋