A Very good looking man walkes into a singles bar, gets a
drink and sits at a table. During the course of the evening he
tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar,
without any luck.
Suddenly a really ugly man, and i mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man
walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds
he is surrounded by the most beutiful women. Very soon
he walks out with the two most beutiful women you ever
saw, and left the bar, with not even enough time to finish
his drink.
Disheartened by all this, the good looking man walkes up to
the barman, and starts a conversation.
'Excuse me, mate, but that really ugly man just came in here
and left with those two stunning women - what's his secret?
He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want but
have not been able to pull all night - Whats going on?'
'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he
does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders drinks,
and just sits there licking his eyebrows...'
2007-03-22 17:59:05 · 8 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just read these answers. It was a very simple joke to get, and a good one too.
So far, 3 out of 4 did not get your joke
Thats 3/4 or 75% that didn't get it ! .....is that indicative of the dumb mentality out here,...or what?
2007-03-22 18:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Question? I don't see it but it's a funny statement so- Ha Ha.
Reminds me of that ad with Tim Allen currently running. Also.
2007-03-23 01:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The good looking man is wearing a
wedding ring.
2007-03-23 01:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by Knight_Of The_Zodiac 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL...good 1 have a great weekend
2007-03-23 01:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how could the ugly man lick his own eyebrows?!...i'm wondering how the 2 beautiful women went with the ugly man......
2007-03-23 01:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao... all the ladies want a piece of that that long tongue..
hahahahahahahaha
good one... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-23 01:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it?
2007-03-23 01:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by alan_district 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL.... thanks for a laugh....
2007-03-23 01:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋