Here's some more jokes for ya.....?

Question

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?

The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.


Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.


Baby viper: I don't like the vipers next door.

Momma Viper: Why?

Baby Viper: They won't let me hiss in thier pit!

Momma Viper: That's alright, I knew them when they did't have a pit to hiss in!


Six stages of married life:

1: Tri-weekly

2: Try weekly

3: Try weakly

4. Try oysters

5: Try anything

6: Try to remember

Answer 1

lmao. Thank you for your humor. I liked it.

Answer 2

I have read all your posts in the last half hour, you got jokes! I liked the last 2 on this post enough to "answer", very cute. I should have put this on the same page as your joke about the cute guy in a bar, cuz it's another bar joke. But anyway here ya go, hope you haven't heard it:


When Fred found out he was going to inherit a bundle when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

" I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are just so much smarter than men.

Answer 3

The last one was O. K. but the first few made me do this to my rabbit.


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Answer 4

LOL.... thanks for a laugh.....