Entertainment & Music - 14 March 2007

The gravy I make from scratch is nasty!

2007-03-14 03:49:25 · 21 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:49:01 · 23 answers · asked by Miss Lady Clairol 1 in Polls & Surveys

I love her, but she always lets me down and it depresses me, REALLY BADLY. I don't like pop, but i obsess over her. Why? I don't know, but she makes me happy. When she lyp-synched it didn't matter to me exept that it meant that more people would hate her, which made me sad. When she un-dyed her hair for the first time (she made it orange-blonde-brown, eew) I went into a small state of depression. My hardest blow yet was her change of image and all the surgery. I thought there could be no prettier girl in the world other than her, but then she screwed that up. Please give advice to cheer me up or help me stop.

2007-03-14 03:48:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A biotch who thinks she knows something!!!

2007-03-14 03:48:51 · 4 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

even though he admitted to torturing that woman... did he actually do it? im really confused

2007-03-14 03:48:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I hate it.

2007-03-14 03:48:25 · 12 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:48:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:48:05 · 7 answers · asked by Joni B. 4 in Polls & Surveys

He has tried to post 2 questions and they took the points and didn't post the questions!

2007-03-14 03:47:36 · 3 answers · asked by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:47:28 · 5 answers · asked by jack 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:47:21 · 18 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

69 Things to do in Wal-Mart

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!''
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy''
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.''
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this ****, anyway?''
* Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
* Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!''
* Put M&M's on layaway.
* Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Batcave!"
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!''
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.'
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ''Marco Polo.'
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ''Madonna'' look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ''the fat man walks alone,'' and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ''How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.'' Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ''No, no! It's those voices again!''
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ''Good girl, good Bessie."
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ''catch'' from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).''
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ''Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?''
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ''Do you have any Shnerples here?''
* Ride a display bicycle through the store -- claim you're taking it for a ''test drive.''
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention.

2007-03-14 03:47:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

At home? At Church? In your own mind? We all have places we call sactuary. Where is Yours, and why?

Tell Matticus, He Wants to KNOW.

2007-03-14 03:46:02 · 10 answers · asked by Matticus Kole 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:45:54 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:45:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I tend to believe when it says something good.

2007-03-14 03:45:46 · 37 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Horoscopes

i love garfield. i've been a big fan of the comics and the TV show since i was a kid. who's with me?!

2007-03-14 03:45:33 · 8 answers · asked by W.H.Blark 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-14 03:45:25 · 8 answers · asked by caddie_manjd 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:45:24 · 1 answers · asked by chris_robin1 1 in Music

how come Sanjaya is still in American Idol?

2007-03-14 03:44:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:44:17 · 7 answers · asked by poll 1 in Movies

i'd like to know the names of some cool metal bands. I'd prefer if they weren't death metal. Screaming is good, as long as it isn't an all-screaming/growling band. Something that a fan of Dragonforce would like.

2007-03-14 03:44:11 · 14 answers · asked by W.H.Blark 3 in Music

I like Jaslene and Brittany. I can't stand Natasha, Renee or Sarah.

2007-03-14 03:43:56 · 8 answers · asked by Rachel 7 in Television

Which end would you go to work on first?

2007-03-14 03:43:46 · 30 answers · asked by Rod Rod Go 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 03:43:42 · 51 answers · asked by CreamSaver2 2 in Polls & Surveys

Other people don't feel like they belong anywhere sometimes. It's hurtful and brings about strong feelings of rejection!

2007-03-14 03:43:41 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

there's a song that goes something like... " i don't know who you think you are, but making people scare wont get you very far". i can't figure out what's the name of this song but it sounds rather cabaret-like.

2007-03-14 03:43:15 · 3 answers · asked by sweetbianca 2 in Music

2007-03-14 03:43:10 · 16 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

....orders a pint and a pie. He calls the barmann over and says" this pie's got a slug in it"
The barman looks at it and says"That's fat"
The man says"It's entitled to be, it's eaten all the meat".


A duck goes into a bar and says" pint of bitter and a pie ". Drinks the beer eats the pie and leaves.
Same duck comes in next day ,orders "pint of bitter and a pie. drinks his beer, eats the pie and leaves.
Next day, same duck comes in, orders "pint of bitter and a pie' The barman say's "do you live around here?" the duck says "no I'm working on the building site down the road." drinks his beer, eats his pie and leaves.
The barman tells his mate who works in a circus all about this talking duck so the next day his mate is waiting in the pub for the duck.
The duck comes in, orders his beer and pie and starts to read the paper.
The barmans mate says, "hey, you speak really well, would you like a job in a circus?"
The duck says "What would a brickie do in a circus?"

2007-03-14 03:43:07 · 8 answers · asked by fatles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

*sad face*

2007-03-14 03:43:05 · 5 answers · asked by kitten 3 in Polls & Surveys