a man walks into a bar.....?

Question

....orders a pint and a pie. He calls the barmann over and says" this pie's got a slug in it"
The barman looks at it and says"That's fat"
The man says"It's entitled to be, it's eaten all the meat".


A duck goes into a bar and says" pint of bitter and a pie ". Drinks the beer eats the pie and leaves.
Same duck comes in next day ,orders "pint of bitter and a pie. drinks his beer, eats the pie and leaves.
Next day, same duck comes in, orders "pint of bitter and a pie' The barman say's "do you live around here?" the duck says "no I'm working on the building site down the road." drinks his beer, eats his pie and leaves.
The barman tells his mate who works in a circus all about this talking duck so the next day his mate is waiting in the pub for the duck.
The duck comes in, orders his beer and pie and starts to read the paper.
The barmans mate says, "hey, you speak really well, would you like a job in a circus?"
The duck says "What would a brickie do in a circus?"

Answer 1

LOL

Answer 2

Very Funny

Answer 3

Saw this cat digging a hole in my garden them emptied its colon into the hole, then covers it over - not unusual you might say but I want to know where it got a spade from?

Answer 4

v. good.

2 blondes walk into a hotel.
you would have thought that one of them would have seen it coming.

Answer 5

Oldies but goodies!

Answer 6

Am sorry but it was not funny

Answer 7

You have quacked me up.Ha Ha

Answer 8

i resent that...