Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

2007-03-13 00:53:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm just off from three days of 14, 13 and 17 hours. (Yes, i AM dead.)

2007-03-13 00:53:06 · 14 answers · asked by Did i just say something silly? 3 in Polls & Surveys

find yourself protesting... just for the sake of a little revolt? With no real cause...?

2007-03-13 00:52:36 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

What did you get told? Keep it clean, I have had enough removed.

2007-03-13 00:52:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:52:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:52:13 · 1 answers · asked by chokcolate 1 in Music

I have made loads of playlists and now I've run out of songs to listen to. I like loads of different music but I'm not a big fan of country or dance/rave music. So could you tell me some songs you think I should listen to. Thankyou x

2007-03-13 00:52:05 · 12 answers · asked by gemwi 2 in Music

teecheehee I'm naughty

2007-03-13 00:50:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

2007-03-13 00:50:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 00:50:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:49:47 · 8 answers · asked by vani s 1 in Music

An English, Irish & Scotsman are out playing golf with their wives:
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded..

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 10 pounds."

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit."

2007-03-13 00:48:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 00:48:24 · 11 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Polls & Surveys

I notice it everyday. You get a bunch of people on a train station and the lose the ability to recognise the fact that there is no room on a train. Despite the fact the train is OBVIOUSLY full, people still try to barge their way in.

Is it only between 7.30am-9.30am and 4.30pm-6.30pm or is this an all-day train induced mental deficiency?

2007-03-13 00:48:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Should I just go to bed, or should I finish it? Which is more wasteful?

2007-03-13 00:47:44 · 24 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:47:18 · 7 answers · asked by md m 3 in Jokes & Riddles

a woolen jumper

2007-03-13 00:44:39 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 00:44:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

Like ,Near Death , injuries, gangsters chasing you, the time you stole a penny sweet form a shop, i want to know what makes your heart go 90.

2007-03-13 00:43:40 · 28 answers · asked by Gentleman 2 in Polls & Surveys

Thats right the government are not just happy,with lying and making us all feel guilty, about Globle warming.Which is a natural cycle.They have this new tax. PFT...................... Panic,Flap,and Tax.....Coming to your pay packet soon.

2007-03-13 00:40:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is it about? why when was this song written
best answer 10pts

2007-03-13 00:40:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Which one is your favorite?

(I'm talking about the hallow cracker and pretzel thingies with the cheese filling)

2007-03-13 00:39:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went.

When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.

When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.

2007-03-13 00:39:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We've got a house guest at the minute. My wife was cleaning up yesterday whilst on the phone to me.

I said "Chill out, he's not royalty."

She replied "I know, but I wouldn't let a tramp in here."

It's been bugging me all last night and all today. Why WOULD you let a tramp in to your house?

2007-03-13 00:39:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

plastic baseball bats and asked you to bash me over the head with it, would you do it?

2007-03-13 00:39:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:38:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:37:24 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the last thing you've lost?

2007-03-13 00:37:19 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:36:38 · 20 answers · asked by greatkid8 1 in Television

The 75-year-old groom, with the young blonde wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face.

He proceeded to order an enormous breakfast. He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask her to repeat the order.

The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for their room. This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride, "Honey, I can't figure it out. The old geezer, your husband, looks like a million and you look like two cents. What's wrong?"

"That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd saved up for fifty years. And all the time, I thought he was talking about money!"

2007-03-13 00:36:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles