Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A. You can drop her off where ever you want!

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates {------." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."

A man was standing in abus when he felt someone touch him. He turned around to find a teenager who had just pickpocketed him and said " arent u ashamed lad" and the teenager replied " its rather you who should be ashamed sir, you do not have a single cent in your wallet".

2007-03-13 01:06:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I like wingnuts.

2007-03-13 01:06:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you read all the answers the question has so far, read only the question, or think of the most craziest answer?

2007-03-13 01:05:20 · 27 answers · asked by P&S Thuggin 5 in Polls & Surveys

What did you do when you got there?

2007-03-13 01:05:07 · 22 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 01:03:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-13 01:03:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

Were you adopted ..?? I was & I was blessed to have the Best Parents ....

2007-03-13 01:03:18 · 21 answers · asked by Derby 6 in Polls & Surveys

Men, do you find it attractive, women, do you aspire to be a size zero?

2007-03-13 01:03:06 · 34 answers · asked by Agony Aunt 5 in Polls & Surveys

gold-digger who dances with the stars?

2007-03-13 01:02:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

so you can see yourself on the 'question page'?

2007-03-13 01:02:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 01:02:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-13 01:02:24 · 23 answers · asked by a1000_desert_roses_bloom 1 in Polls & Surveys

that your thoughts are so twisted that they almost sound like a language that you don't know at all?

My thoughts are in Japanese lately:)

2007-03-13 01:02:02 · 9 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Either dance club or sporting /activity club. For those that aren't busy Top Contributers feel free to expand on your answer.

2007-03-13 01:00:44 · 11 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Polls & Surveys

A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.

The operation is performed, but a month later, she's still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat more serious operation, but still not as complicated as the third alternative.

But, there's still no result, and another month later she's back in the doctor's office, and this time she gets the big one. After having recovered in some weeks, the couple resumes normal marital activities, and this time they actually succeed in conceiving a baby.

Filled with joy, the young wife now sees the doctor for the regular examination during pregnancy and says, "We're so happy doctor. We're finally having a baby. But what was this third operation actually all about?

2007-03-13 01:00:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 00:59:31 · 24 answers · asked by Grunt 1 in Polls & Surveys

get back up 2 level 3

2007-03-13 00:59:28 · 13 answers · asked by P&S Thuggin 5 in Polls & Surveys

head and walked around backwards, hoping someone would notice?

2007-03-13 00:58:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:58:33 · 6 answers · asked by jaan jhow do i use sms from pc t 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-13 00:58:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-13 00:57:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 00:56:57 · 28 answers · asked by speyhawkzamek 4 in Television

2007-03-13 00:56:39 · 42 answers · asked by filmyguy 1 in Movies

How many episodes were there and when did it finish. I am currently watching re runs and i love it

2007-03-13 00:56:38 · 7 answers · asked by Fuzzy Donna 2 in Television

Pepsi or Coke?
Sarsi or Root beer?
Apple or orange?
Black or White?
Survivor or Amazing Race?
Hobbits or midgets?
Pop or rock?
Sea or ocean?
Negative or Positive?
Donald Trump or Martha Stewart?
Chicken or Turkey?

2007-03-13 00:56:05 · 27 answers · asked by HahaYou'rePwned! 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two women met at a park . They were Neen and meen . Neen said that Meen will have fever in 30 days and that happened . How did Neen said that ?

Dont know the answer ? Star my question .

2007-03-13 00:55:45 · 9 answers · asked by geethu 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I know I'm sick of it!

2007-03-13 00:55:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-13 00:54:57 · 5 answers · asked by venkat 2 in Celebrities

I do. Unfortunate because I would have wanted to watch their features except there is something about her that is unpleasant to watch. Is it her teeth?

2007-03-13 00:54:13 · 9 answers · asked by Erika E 1 in Polls & Surveys

are you proud?

2007-03-13 00:53:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys