Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A. You can drop her off where ever you want!
A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates {------." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."
A man was standing in abus when he felt someone touch him. He turned around to find a teenager who had just pickpocketed him and said " arent u ashamed lad" and the teenager replied " its rather you who should be ashamed sir, you do not have a single cent in your wallet".
2007-03-13 01:06:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i loved them all!! keep going!!!
~*~KIMMY~*~
2007-03-13 01:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The grocer one is the funny ine the other too aren't.
2007-03-13 08:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only the grocer one was good
2007-03-13 09:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the second one id funny the others are ok ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-13 09:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by weeone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 10:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all good.....hahahahahahaha
2007-03-13 08:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋