A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.
The operation is performed, but a month later, she's still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat more serious operation, but still not as complicated as the third alternative.
But, there's still no result, and another month later she's back in the doctor's office, and this time she gets the big one. After having recovered in some weeks, the couple resumes normal marital activities, and this time they actually succeed in conceiving a baby.
Filled with joy, the young wife now sees the doctor for the regular examination during pregnancy and says, "We're so happy doctor. We're finally having a baby. But what was this third operation actually all about?
2007-03-13 01:00:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first two weren't that bad, but this last one I think must have been quite a job, I was dizzy for weeks after."
"Well," the doctor replies, "since the first two standard operations failed, we started suspecting your method rather than your ability, so I made a connection from your throat to your uterus."
2007-03-13 01:01:04 · update #1
EEEEWWWWWW..........
2007-03-13 01:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by Sara 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My being pregnant hormones have lengthy gone into overdrive: I actually have shrink my personal hair. did not even use a reflect or comb my hair in the previous, basically all started snipping away... appeared ok so a procedures as i replaced into in contact! Husband idea it appeared 'unique'. the different week at the same time as returning to the motorcar on my own after going figuring out to purchase I were given into the back seat of the motorcar, closed the door and reached out for the steerage wheel. had to pretend that i actually necessary some thing from the back seat, right away appeared round to study that nobody had seen me after that were given into the drivers seat! Duh!
2016-12-01 22:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Chris.!!!
ha ha the throat that's funny.!!!
10/10 Chris, still laughing man.!!!
2007-03-13 17:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done chris she must have had a throat like a drain 10/10
2007-03-13 05:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Chris! You are on a roll man...this was dynamite! My tummy is paining from laughing so hard I better skip your jokes till I revive.
2007-03-13 01:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Woof! Thank you for a funny joke
2007-03-13 01:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny, but it don`t suprise me, not many woman can keep there mouths closed for long. ( only joking ) Good joke.
2007-03-13 01:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Messed up but still very funny
2007-03-13 01:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!! THATS GREAT LOL..keep the good jokes comeing you seem to be good at that
2007-03-13 05:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was another brill one. i wish they wasnt this good cos you r taking all my stars lol keep them coming xx
2007-03-13 10:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why type it its insulting to couples trying to conceive!
2007-03-13 01:35:03 · answer #11 · answered by Zalia 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋