my boyfriend gave me an apple,
my boyfriend gave me a PEAR, PEAR, PEAR
my boyfriend gave me a kick up the bum,
so i threw him down the STAIR STAIR STAIRS
i threw him over london
i threw him over FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE
I threw himover the USA
and he lost his underPANTS PANTS PANTS
I gave him back his apple
i gave him back his PEAR PEAR PEAR
i gave him back his kick up the bum and he threw me down the STAIR STAIR STAIRS.
he threw me over london
he threw me over FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE
he threw me over the USA
and i found his under PANTS PANTS PANTS
his under pants wer yellow
his underpants wer GREEN GREEN GREEN
his underpants wer purple
and thats not all i SEEN SEEN SEEN
HE TOOK THE APPLE AND THE PERA AND SHOVED THEM UP MY BUM AND WHEN HE TOOK THEM OUT AGAIN THEY LOOKED LIKE BUBBLE GUM
2007-03-13
02:04:31
·
9 answers
·
asked by
Pinki
2
in
Jokes & Riddles