Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.
2007-03-13 00:39:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot, he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."
2007-03-13 00:40:02 · update #1
Excellent x 2!
2007-03-13 00:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-03-13 08:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Greedy Mamma. Good joke, still laughing, don`t know about our friends from Italy though, 10/10
2007-03-13 08:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-03-13 07:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a virgin chris
2007-03-13 12:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant give you a star but would have done if i hadnt ran out
2007-03-14 09:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha quite funny
2007-03-20 11:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by 5|-|@|\| |_33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess there's kind of a double joke in this..funny yeah..you had me chuckling
2007-03-13 07:49:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ménage à trois maybe?
lol
2007-03-13 07:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's sort of funny. A little. Not extremely.
2007-03-13 07:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋