An English, Irish & Scotsman are out playing golf with their wives:
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded..
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 10 pounds."
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit."
2007-03-13 00:48:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love all of your jokes loki!!!
2007-03-13 01:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2007-03-13 10:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by crawdash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, some good jokes on here at the moment, keep them coming
2007-03-13 14:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, thats very funny! you've put a huge smile on my face on a particularly crap day at work!
2007-03-13 08:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by vickyvixen84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really a naughty one.
2007-03-13 08:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, very funny!
10/10
Gave me a good chuckle!!!!
2007-03-13 07:52:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had my doubts about u being english. i dont anymore
2007-03-13 11:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it... even though I'm a Scot
2007-03-13 10:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by flips 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAGH!!! EXCELLENT! 10/10
2007-03-13 07:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no really loki do u not have a job !!!
great jokes !!!
2007-03-13 10:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋