2007-03-13 00:52:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i got crabs and was scared to death to have sex with anyone for years
2007-03-13 00:55:16 · answer #1 · answered by joey h 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Many, many years ago. I was in a bar [ the drinking is 21 and was at the time !] A cute guy in the band was buying me drinks [ he must be 21 right, lol] Well this led to that. The next morning his mama shows up at my house and tells me the bearded one is 17 !!!!!! From that day forward I ask for ID !
Reason # 17 I never drink ever !
2007-03-13 00:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
when i got a gal in my car and she was having a period and she did not tell me...got blood all over the seats and me and her..and we were drinking and i went into an all night restaurant...i can still see my homies laughing their *** off at my expense...one guy even told my brother and my brother said to everyone that i had a peter for a brain...but i got revenge..sort of as he left his second wife ...moved out and died when he took an overdose of viagra...he had heart problems but the doctor still gave him the little blue pill..he just did not wake up again..DOA...
Well, these two incidents have made me a believer and i am more careful about where I stick my thing...yuck i can still see the blood..everywhere..lol
2007-03-13 01:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok i met this girl a long time ago and we had soo much lust for one another that the first time we ever had sex it was anal at the local mall. It was so insane that it made me put things into prospective. At the mall! crazy .. ya know those little escape hallways. yea it was deff. a mishap.
2007-03-13 00:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by Nick M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gads - - - just about every relationship I have ever had - - - lots of near misses but no true mishaps, not as bad as getting busted in public for doing the horizontal mambo, but here is one you might find amusing -- -- --
Rough boy, dangerous, still he liked my equally rough vibe, we collided many times, still as well meaning as he was after a night of romp he felt compelled to steal my car...
And there was the plaything who gave excellent h ead while stealing my wallet but he was kind enough to return it after I ran him down .... Trust me, these examples are mild...
Peace........
2007-03-13 00:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I woke up next to a girl that was really way too fat and ugly for my "sober tastes". That made me think twice about how much I drink at the bar and never to pick up a girl after midnight due to "beer goggles". UGH!!
2007-03-13 00:55:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A smelly vagina. I was about to do this girl and a scent came up. Being the man that I am, I finish the job, but never returned to those parts of the woods again.
2007-03-13 00:55:36 · answer #7 · answered by Michael b 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It involved sausage casings, a sausage maker and a girl dressed in a bozo the clown mask and high heels and nothing else.
2007-03-13 00:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Went limp once, then gave her a spanking and haven't looked back since. No more problem.
2007-03-13 00:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unpleasant sexual experience !!!
2007-03-13 00:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The farmer caught me.
2007-03-13 00:54:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋