Entertainment & Music - 11 March 2007

What are the similarities between a hooker and a KFC?.....................................................Once you've finished with the legs and the breasts, there's always a greasy bucket to put your bone in.

2007-03-11 06:50:59 · 13 answers · asked by Matt B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i need the lyrics to a liitle less 16 candle and a little more (touch) me?

2007-03-11 06:50:39 · 3 answers · asked by dark_poet_08 1 in Music

it goes....

she looked good
(echo :she looked good)
she looked fine
and i really lost my mind

do ah didi did dum didi do

2007-03-11 06:50:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-11 06:49:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And no funny answers!!!! i am a fan

2007-03-11 06:49:42 · 36 answers · asked by Nicola W 1 in Music

who in life really fills up your taco?

(Um, I think it's almost lunch time. Taco Bell, anyone?)

2007-03-11 06:49:35 · 10 answers · asked by ŋoir 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 06:48:50 · 8 answers · asked by Teehee 1 in Comics & Animation

What website can I use that's free, requires no membership, and is not limewire.com

2007-03-11 06:48:48 · 4 answers · asked by Conrado 2 in Music

telling you they have arrested your 15yr old son for joyriding in a stolen car! How will you punish your son for this?

personally i prefer to use shock tactics and would want my son to spend a night behind bars and spend a night observing in the hospitals accident & emergency unit, to show him what could have happened to him or some innocent victim !

how would you deal with it
& with what punishment??

2007-03-11 06:48:19 · 53 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 06:47:38 · 22 answers · asked by PENNIE 1 in Polls & Surveys

up a cheetah.

i thought he's trying to pull a fast one...

2007-03-11 06:47:27 · 8 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

who thinks hes a hairy monster i dont

2007-03-11 06:47:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-11 06:47:13 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is my last question for the day, so off I go to clean up around the house. Nice day for yardwork.

Please keep in consideration that the other one is my clone so if she says anything completely ignorant and mean to you, don't hold it against me.

I should probably be flattered she put as much research into this as she did, but it's seriously frightening that someone has that much free time on their hands and couldn't think of a better way to implement it.

I will pray for her and hope she gets good therapy and medication soon.

Nice day, y'all!

HUGS AND KISSES to my favorites.

2007-03-11 06:46:17 · 14 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering: in the end, after Jack Nicholson has died from freezing to death, it shows a picture of him in the ballroom in like the 1920s or something. What's that supposed to mean? That he always reincarnates and is always destined to go back to that hotel or something?

2007-03-11 06:45:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm a female to male transsexual. Born a girl, becoming a guy. Take a look at my pics and tell me how well I 'pass' for a guy. More pics at my myspace. www.myspace.com/shortygrahamstacks. Honest answers appreciated. Thanks.

And this is simply an opinion on how well I pass. NOT asking for your opinion on whether people SHOULD change their sex or not, so I don't really wanna hear the preaching and the religious aspects, thanks.

2007-03-11 06:45:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she seems to have disapeared..??

2007-03-11 06:45:26 · 8 answers · asked by Derby 6 in Polls & Surveys

guy that wrote it didnt want it so he handed it to me. It's the song that the alligator sing while coming through the Rye that serenades the elephant up in the trees so high..Ain"t we crazy Ain't we crazy we're gonna sing a song all night today

2007-03-11 06:45:10 · 1 answers · asked by huckleberrie 2 in Music

I don't mean matter to THEM, but matter to anyone...

2007-03-11 06:44:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.
The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!

2007-03-11 06:44:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

when do prue and piper find out about leo being a whitelighter? In secrets and guys they laugh at phoebe, and out of sight they still don't know.

2007-03-11 06:44:32 · 2 answers · asked by samantha wilson 5 in Television

A Jail house

Tyra Banks' house

Oprah's house

2007-03-11 06:44:29 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

it was popular on the radio, a guy singing with a higherish voice singing very fast... some lyrics are "its been one week since you looked at me..." and also "i think you're funny when you mad.. im the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral..." thank you so much!

2007-03-11 06:44:16 · 5 answers · asked by hairspray queen 5 in Music

"you promised me starry night skies.
that just remind me of your shining bright eyes."

and who is it by?

2007-03-11 06:44:07 · 4 answers · asked by xo kasiaaa 2 in Music

This mans elbow has been hurting so he asks his buddy what to do. His friend told him to go to the pharmacy, put a dollar in this machine and pour your urine over it and it'll tell you what you have. The man trys it and the machine reads "You have tennis elbow. Soak ur elbow in warm water for 2 weeks and it'll be fine." The man tries it and 2 weeks later his arm is fine. He then tries to trick the machine. He mixes, tap water, his dog's poop sample, his wife and daughter's urine, and he masturbates into it. He goes to the pharmacy and puts in a dollar and pours the mixture over it. The machine says "ur tap water is infected don't drink it, ur dog has a disease put it on vitamins, ur daughter is on cocaine, ur wife is preganant with twins... they're not yours... call a lawyer, and if u keep on jerking off like that ur tennis elbow isn't going to get better."

2007-03-11 06:43:51 · 4 answers · asked by Doug C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you normally do at 5:44 on a Sunday?

2007-03-11 06:43:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are beautiful..

a beggar walked up to a beautiful woman on Rodeo drive and said, "I havn't eaten for 4 days." "God i wish i had your willpower" she said...

two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar, one says. "Ithink iv'e lost an electron".
"Are you sure" said the other
"Yes I'm positive" said the first.

A neutron walks into a bar "a beer please barman"
"Yes sir" said the barman
"How much is that" asks the neutron.
"For you" said the barman "no charge"

2007-03-11 06:43:36 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 06:43:23 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store ?




because it was to tight.

2007-03-11 06:43:23 · 29 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Jokes & Riddles

in need of the song for the cubic shuffle and instructions

2007-03-11 06:43:19 · 2 answers · asked by jamaddox 1 in Music