A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.
The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!
2007-03-11 06:44:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao I like that one cheered me up on a sunday here's a star.
2007-03-11 07:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Barry T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-11 07:08:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously he has been used to driving hurses and the thought of someone tappin u on the shoulder after uve been driving dead people about would send a chill down anyones spine
2007-03-11 06:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by iclaudius 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-03-11 06:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont give up the day job lol
2007-03-11 06:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny, thankx for making me laugh!
2007-03-11 07:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny cheered up my sunday afternoon thanx. xx
2007-03-11 07:03:38 · answer #7 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile on a wet sunday
2007-03-11 06:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you call me a cab,,, lol.... lost my car keys... haha...thx for the laughs.... 9
2007-03-11 06:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-11 08:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋