until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are beautiful..
a beggar walked up to a beautiful woman on Rodeo drive and said, "I havn't eaten for 4 days." "God i wish i had your willpower" she said...
two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar, one says. "Ithink iv'e lost an electron".
"Are you sure" said the other
"Yes I'm positive" said the first.
A neutron walks into a bar "a beer please barman"
"Yes sir" said the barman
"How much is that" asks the neutron.
"For you" said the barman "no charge"
2007-03-11 06:43:36 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no i dont like friends and i dont like Bisto either...
2007-03-11 06:53:14 · update #1
haha i like them!
2007-03-11 06:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by CathyH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
There are many factors that can attribute to hair recession or massive hair fall and you need to find out which one exactly is responsible for the problem you are having now. Of course male pattern baldness is still the most common cause, but, for instance, if you are a woman things are deinitely different! This is the reason why you will need to really dig down and see the source of your problem.
Other causes of hair loss may include (both in men and women): severe mental or emotional stress, excessive use of coloring or bleaching agents, traction alopecia or excessive strain on the scalp due to braiding or corn rowing, hormonal changes, alopecia areata or hair loss due to autoimmune diseases, and many more. Each of these conditions will require a different approach in order to achieve success regardless of whether you're going to be using conventional or natural methods.
In my opinion it's much better to use natural methods as opposed to conventional ones, they're cheaper, have less to no side effects, and often more effective.
A good way of regaining your full head of healthy natural hair is well described on this guide: http://hairagain.toptips.org
Bye Bye
2014-09-24 06:53:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first two were humorous, but the last two sounds like something a 5th grader would say. But good if you need to get someone to laugh.
2007-03-11 06:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first two were really good the last 2 sucked thx for the laugh
2007-03-11 07:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by Nicc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the bald headed beauty joke
2007-03-11 06:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE CHRIS W LIKE THE FIRST BEST 10/10 NEW PICS OF BEN
2007-03-11 07:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, especially the last two.
2007-03-11 06:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by kayjay 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First one funnnny.
Second one old old old.
Third and fourth ha ha.
2007-03-11 06:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by Cassie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u got me to smile but not enough to laugh. sry
2007-03-11 06:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-11 08:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor.
I bet you are the type of person that likes "Friends"
2007-03-11 06:51:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋