This mans elbow has been hurting so he asks his buddy what to do. His friend told him to go to the pharmacy, put a dollar in this machine and pour your urine over it and it'll tell you what you have. The man trys it and the machine reads "You have tennis elbow. Soak ur elbow in warm water for 2 weeks and it'll be fine." The man tries it and 2 weeks later his arm is fine. He then tries to trick the machine. He mixes, tap water, his dog's poop sample, his wife and daughter's urine, and he masturbates into it. He goes to the pharmacy and puts in a dollar and pours the mixture over it. The machine says "ur tap water is infected don't drink it, ur dog has a disease put it on vitamins, ur daughter is on cocaine, ur wife is preganant with twins... they're not yours... call a lawyer, and if u keep on jerking off like that ur tennis elbow isn't going to get better."
2007-03-11 06:43:51 · 4 answers · asked by Doug C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ehhhh its okayy
i've heard better :)
2007-03-11 09:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by nice too meet you. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old
2007-03-11 18:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by ssalas928 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good
2007-03-11 17:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, try again
2007-03-13 15:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋