Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs are excited by rough play.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs understand that f*rts are funny.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

2007-03-09 09:52:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There is a site that does that just to mess the whole contest up, does anyone know the website? bc after seeing sanjaya not get booted, gets me thinking they are voting for him!!

2007-03-09 09:52:24 · 4 answers · asked by natalie 2 in Television

I have been told by my family that since I was a baby I have been a night person, how about you?

2007-03-09 09:52:10 · 22 answers · asked by this is me 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 09:52:09 · 8 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 09:52:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 09:51:52 · 5 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Here's one: How does one sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the hatch.

2007-03-09 09:51:48 · 13 answers · asked by esha26 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 09:51:31 · 4 answers · asked by srjmhottie17 2 in Music

....ne with LOTS of CHOCOLATE MINT CHIP ICE-CREAM! What kind of CAKE will you bake me?

2007-03-09 09:51:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm gonna give best answer to the one I find most hilarious. PLEASE-be honest.

2007-03-09 09:51:24 · 5 answers · asked by Bri 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What would you miss the most? I would have to say cheese and bread.

2007-03-09 09:51:21 · 6 answers · asked by lollipoppett2005 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok isopped being someone friend cause i sat by a diffrent friend on the bus and when i got off she said "if u ever do that sh!t again ill kick ur @ss" was i wrong to stop being her friend over that?

2007-03-09 09:51:13 · 2 answers · asked by Dark~Angel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Subject: Jeff Foxworthy on Mormons

(Man, the guy does do his research and we can still laugh at ourselves.
As you read this, can you actually hear Jeff saying it?)

This is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon, that may live in Utah,
that may have lived in Utah or have ever heard about Mormons.

If all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape...You might be a Mormon.

If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday..................You might be a Mormon.

If you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh...You might be a Mormon.

If your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception...............You might be a Mormon

If you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts..........
You might be a Mormon.
If you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups......You might be a Mormon
If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house

2007-03-09 09:51:11 · 5 answers · asked by Tracey P 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 09:51:06 · 6 answers · asked by little_hen_uk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 09:51:01 · 8 answers · asked by zone 3 in Polls & Surveys

If I can't sleep I just switch around in bed and can get to sleep within minutes and always wake up feeling more refreshed than sleeping the regular way.

2007-03-09 09:50:59 · 4 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Polls & Surveys

that made you travel back... to your childhood?

2007-03-09 09:50:47 · 25 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I need time to plan for these things.

2007-03-09 09:50:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody know where i can find guitar tabs for "Close Your Eyes" by Young Love?

2007-03-09 09:50:29 · 1 answers · asked by Republic 1 in Music

I have them on both cheeks and they make me sound like a young girl..i am not..i am 33

2007-03-09 09:50:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 09:49:45 · 3 answers · asked by pre-k-ria 1 in Movies

I did today!my school books!

2007-03-09 09:49:21 · 16 answers · asked by Moanika 6 in Polls & Surveys

spill the beans i love gossip...

2007-03-09 09:49:19 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 09:48:41 · 6 answers · asked by little_hen_uk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 09:48:38 · 2 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think it's 70s but can't be sure. Scientists are locked in a research centre in the desert as genetically mutated ants attempt to attack them. It's in the same genre as The Andromeda Strain. Anybody know?

2007-03-09 09:48:11 · 5 answers · asked by George G 2 in Movies

1 | Breakaway
2 | Since U Been Gone
3 | Behind These Hazel Eyes
4 | Because of You
5 | Walk Away

2007-03-09 09:48:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i left it for 5 minutes to make a sandwhich and the screen turned black.
i shut it off my holding down that button what you press to turn it on, then i turned it back on and it seems fine...what happened?

2007-03-09 09:47:54 · 10 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 09:47:49 · 12 answers · asked by astra 5 in Horoscopes

"Miss Reynolds, we can't hire you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the h*ir between your l*gs is bl*ck."

The young model picked up the magazine editor's bowling ball and slammed it down on his fingers.

"What the h*ll did you do that for!" he exploded.

She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been b*nged once."

2007-03-09 09:47:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles