Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that f*rts are funny.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
2007-03-09 09:52:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know I should be mad but, they are really funny!! I`m crying here! Where`s my tissue?
I was going to single some out but I think I shouldn`t in my present state!!!
FAF Really!
10/10 * 4 U
Tink xxx
2007-03-09 11:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A dog will never tell about that time you cried at the end of a movie.
Dogs never want to discuss emotions.
Dogs only Have two emotions. Happy and waiting to be happy.
Dogs don't talk about your bathroom habits with their friends.
A dog will never ask "Do I look fat in this"....
Edit: Oh, yeah. This was a question, wasn't it? Well, most truly funny jokes are true. That's what makes them so darned funny. So I'd have to say, Funny AND true.
2007-03-09 10:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Theresa A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women don't chew on your shoes, furniture, or anything else.
Women don't piss or poo on the floor.
Women don't lick themselves infront of company or anytime for that matter even though some men would like us too.
Women don't eat there own cr*p and try to lick your face.
Women don't eat live animals and think it's fun.
Women throw the frisbee, not chase it.
Women get you laid, now unless your sick, dogs don't do that.
There's a few for ya...
2007-03-09 10:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny... and like all of it is true for most other women... except me i guess u could call me a dog because i wouldn't care if u did any of those things.
2007-03-09 09:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't wag their tails in a silly way
Scamper out in traffic
Bark in the middle of the night
Want to go walkies all the time
Have bad breath and fleas
Have nasty smelly stews to eat
Wash up
etc
2007-03-09 09:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by neologycycles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10! Good points.
2007-03-09 10:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a lot different to the dog i was married to.
2007-03-09 09:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius!
2007-03-09 09:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny or true?
It's true but not funny.
I'm guessing you'd rather be with dogs than women.
2007-03-09 10:06:53 · answer #9 · answered by Unique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this before, and it makes more sense every time.
Dogs also don't look at you funny if you have a second beer.
2007-03-09 10:10:31 · answer #10 · answered by Year of the Monkey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋