Subject: Jeff Foxworthy on Mormons
(Man, the guy does do his research and we can still laugh at ourselves.
As you read this, can you actually hear Jeff saying it?)
This is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon, that may live in Utah,
that may have lived in Utah or have ever heard about Mormons.
If all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape...You might be a Mormon.
If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday..................You might be a Mormon.
If you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh...You might be a Mormon.
If your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception...............You might be a Mormon
If you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts..........
You might be a Mormon.
If you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups......You might be a Mormon
If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house
2007-03-09 09:51:11 · 5 answers · asked by Tracey P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm LDS and thought that those were funny. Clean, and not offensive.........
Go JELL-O!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-09 16:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by cdaae663 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Great!
Here's another Mormon/Utah one:
There was a man who died and Peter decided to give him a tour of the three kingdoms. First, they went on an elevator to the Celestial kingdom. When the doors opened, outside it was really nice and lush and green and just beautiful. The doors closed and the elevator proceeded to go down to the Terrestrial kingdom. The doors opened and they looked out and saw that it was still fairly beautiful, but a bit more arid and not nearly as pleasant as the Celestial kingdom had been. Well, the elevator doors closed and they proceeded to go to the Telestial kingdom. Finally the doors opened and they looked out . . . and it was lush and green and just really beautiful. The man looked to Peter to see if there had been some mistake, but Peter just sighed, shook his head, and said "Looks like those Mormons have been at it again."
2007-03-10 14:23:56 · answer #2 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right.
2007-03-09 23:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUh? sorry!
Have a good evening. Please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-09 20:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this have to do with the faith?
2007-03-10 09:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋